The following
essay appeared in Ann Landers’ column in the Chicago
Tribune and other newspapers on July 28, 1993. She reprinted it on that
occasion in response to a reader’s request. I have included that reader’s request
at the end of this post.
The Most Clever Thief in the World
I invited her into
our home for special occasions. We’d become good friends, I thought. And then I
began to look forward to our meeting at the end of each day. After a while, we
became so friendly I had to see her every evening.
People began to
think of us as a couple. Even the police knew our names. Our identities were
too closely linked, I thought, so I began to see her on the sly.
At first, she stole
small change from my pocket. I wasn’t concerned. Before long, she crept into my
billfold. I wasn’t happy about that, but I enjoyed her company too much to
complain.
Friends said I was
seeing too much of her and that she had made changes in me they didn’t like. I
resented their interference and said so. They dropped me.
My wife and children
complained about the time I took from them to spend with her. I said, “If you
insist that I make a choice, I will choose her.” And I did. She began to demand
so much of my money I could no longer afford new clothes. I heard people at
work whisper about my shabby appearance. They blamed her. I was annoyed and
distanced myself from my colleagues.
She started to visit
me at the office. My boss became upset. He said my friend was interfering with
my work. After several warnings, I lost my job. We had some heavy arguments
after that. I told her to stay away for a while, so I could think. She said, “So
long, buddy. You’ll come back to me before long.” She knew me better than I
knew myself. Within three days, I was seeing her again.
Our affair became
more intense than ever. We spent every day and night together. I lost my wife,
my family and my job. The next thing to go was my health.
When I became so
sick I couldn’t eat or sleep, I realized she had taken everything in my life
that had meaning. Although I was not religious, I decided to turn to God. He
wrapped his loving arms around me and gave me strength I cannot describe to
this day. He made me feel whole. My sense of self-worth and sanity began to
return. I knew I would never again let my friend back into my life.
Today, though I
still bear the scars of that hideous friendship, I am on my way back. With God
at my side, I know I will make it. My old friend will always be around the
corner, waiting for me to weaken and stumble and come back to her, but I am
determined to keep her out of my life forever. I have found a magnificent
replacement.
Here is the reader’s request that caused Ann Landers to
reprint this essay:
Dear Ann Landers:
Ten years ago, you published an essay titled “The Most Clever Thief in the World.”
That essay changed my life. The next day, I went to my first meeting of
Alcoholics Anonymous. I haven’t had a drink since.
I clipped out that
column and carried it in my wallet for many years. I often showed it to people
I thought it might help. Unfortunately, I lost the clipping a few days ago and
am asking you to reprint it. Thanks, Ann. You and A.A. saved my life.
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